It’s not fun. It’s sortafun.
The classic game of Hearts, with three opponents who play it like they mean it — and don’t stay quiet about it. Pass the trash, dodge the queen, sorta have fun.
Willa, Nora and Rex play the odds, set traps, and do not hand you the queen. Beating them means earning it.
They comment on what actually just happened at the table — and they never repeat themselves. Ever.
Game Center quick match and invites for 2–4 players. Empty seats get filled by the Pro AI after ten seconds, and it takes over politely if someone drops.