It’s not fun. It’s sortafun.
Sorta Hearts
The classic game of Hearts, with three opponents who play it like they mean it — and don’t stay quiet about it. Pass the trash, dodge the queen, sorta have fun.
Opponents who play fair
Pick Casual, Standard, Pro or Genius. They never peek: each one sees only its own hand, the cards passed to it and what’s been played face up. Beating Genius means earning it.
Table talk
They comment on what actually just happened at the table — a queen dropped on the leader, a moon run stopped on the last trick. They tease a little, and they know when to keep quiet.
Online, with humans
Find a table through Game Center with two to four people, or invite your friends. Computer players fill the empty seats, and one takes over politely if someone has to leave.
Bragging rights
Earn badges and climb the Game Center leaderboards. There are no ads, no tracking and no account to create, and your game is saved after every card.